Ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles

The Procrastinator's Creed is something I have followed somewhat subconsiously since my brother had the poster in his bedroom during high school. I understand there is a fine line between procrastination and laziness, so another one of my new year's resolutions is to procrastinate less. To demonstrate my new enthusiasm to accomplish goals, I have begun the first of about 7 loads of laundry. During the holidays I totally let housework go because I was filling orders and preparing for events. Now I have a break, so I'm out of excuses. I'm a compulsive list-maker, so hopefully my new list of goals for the year doesn't get filed away with my list of chores to be done...